YAY first post!

So, I have always admired people with a blog. They seemed so cool and writing made them seem so incredibly intelligent. Besides, I also have the image of me sitting at Starbucks with a large Caramel Latte and my (non-existent) Macbook while writing a new entry in my mind and to be honest I really like the idea. It's all hipster.
There are just a few minor or major problems:

1. My life is so boring, I basically have nothing to blog about.
2. English is not my native language so after just reading this first paragraph you will probably be disgusted by my grammatical errors and exit the blog.
3. I am very lazy so there might not be any posts in a while before I make another one.
4. I have no idea how to be a good blogger.
5. I don't have the money or time for daily Starbucks or a Macbook.

But I do have some solutions for these problems. They may or may not solve them but whatever.

1. I can blog about books. I like books and everything about books and I tend to buy a lot more than I can read. But I don't want to limit myself to books so it might very well happen that I am writing about a movie I saw or a recipe I tried or whatever.
2. I am quite fond of my skills. I am by far not perfect but I have to practice and where could I do this better than right here, on my very own blog!? I will be able to improve my skills and why do I even care if you read this or not?
3. Okay, I don't have a solution for this problem. This is just what I am like and maybe I won't read a book in a month (because that happens when school is stressful or I just don't want to read) and then you won't have a post about books or I will forget about the blog for a few weeks but maybe I won't, you never know.
4. I suppose I will find out once I get started= At least I hope so. Even if not, who says that you have to be a good blogger, as long as you are a blogger at all it should be all good.
5. IT IS ONLY A STEREOTYPE THAT EVERY BLOGGER SITS AT STARBUCKS AND BLOGS ALL DAY. I can also be a blogger without a macbook and daily Starbucks. Why did I even list this as a problem?